The Lazitors !

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They are the lazy fellows; they are the procrastinators’ dream;

They love to sleep, they hate mornings, bed bugs don’t bite them anymore;

Bathing is a luxury which they involve in less frequently;

Work place is a mess, which they love more than anything else;

They hate bosses, they swear at each email, only if the world could change;

Rotten pizzas to eat, juice cans to the treats and alcohol for other better times;

They think about the future a lot, like they have it all under control;

They dream about Ferraris, and also get happy to drive it while they sleep;

Their business plan can get them there, but they are too tired to even start;

Every small goal is like a cliff, they are too stiff to initiate a climb;

They are fit and in shape, think twice - ‘round’ is also a shape;

Careless, carefree and they care less too; don’t expect taking responsibilities;

They are the “Lazitors”… And I am their King !!